&news=1/30/11 I've had the idea for the fast clock for a couple years now, and I finally made it and hung it up.
12/18/10 Max Erdenberger and I finally did our project with the blinds and the neon sign. It is at Nationale along with all the gifts you need to buy through the end of the month. Go check it out if you want to!
11/9/10 note to self
11/5/10 check out this video I helped OMFGCo with. I made the part where they are running using my basement greenscreen, and they edited it in. they really made nice use of the long intro. 10/23/10 cari is leaving the country and everybody is sad. i made a video that shows how sad everybody is because cari is leaving.
10/8/10 last month was bike to work month, and i made a second video about it. now both of them are on this page.
9/28/10 well, Dear Gif Diary passed 100 posts last week, and according to Tumblr it has more followers than posts. maybe i should quit while i'm ahead, but i'm still kind of enjoying it.
9/7/10 the 2010 Bike Commute Challenge.
8/16/10 what could be nicer than a video about a nap in a park?
8/13/10 august. that means it's warm out, and everybody is happy. but it also means that the Disco Chainsaw and it's accompanying art show have come down at Tiga, and everybody is sad. I'll leave it up to you to sort out, and if you want you can look at a picture of the Chainsaw when it was at Tiga.
7/27/10 there are only a few days left to se The Disco Chainsaw in its natural environment, at Tiga. it and the other stuff are coming down this saturday, the 31st.
7/22/10 check out my new gif blog if you want to! it's called Dear Gif Diary.
7/10/10 Look up! it's The Hot Dog of Summer, 2010 edition! Thanks to everyone who came to Tiga last night, too. That was fun.
7/8/10 allow me to toot my own horn some more. I'm all over the Mercury arts chart!
7/7/10 more art show news! Tomorrow, the 8th, is the opening of OVER IT, a group show organized by Jelly Helm. It's going to be at the Littman Gallery, at 1825 Southwest Broadway. If you know me, you will probably know other people who helped. E.g. OMFGco, who posted this pretty teaser picture. See you there!
6/29/10 ART SHOW! My art show will be on Tiga's walls all of July. The best night to see it will be on Saturday, July 10th. That's the opening party! and at 8 or so, I will release The Hot Dog of Summer. Huzzah! Click here to see the Disco Chainsaw!
6/23/10 OMG! North Bar is having its third birhday party tomorrow! The Head Shop Boys are playing, of course, and Julia and Anna are making a pinata that i have heard is going to be mindblowing. I'll see you there at 7!
6/21/10 hello, monday.
6/3/10 Nationale has moved yet again, and their first show opens this First Friday, featuring four television-fulls of video by me. The theme of the show (as I understand it) is Rainbows and Not Thinking Too Hard. Opening 6/4 from 6-9 at 811 E Burnside. It's the old Grass Hut space!
6/2/10 this morning, a highlight of my career.
5/30/10 have you ever wondered what you would look like if you were a miniature clay sculpture that had been shaped based on your actual appearance? thanks to cari, i don't have to wonder that any more.
5/26/10 look! it's the first picture taken with my new camera. I'm excited.
5/20/10 i've been busy! for the last couple weeks it's been with helping OMFGCO wire a sign together. you can see a sneak preview of it here.
5/3/10 here's the good news: i've added a feature called "splode" to dickbird.org. you've probably noticed already. and you might notice in the future that i have added it to every single thing i make with flash.
4/13/10 not only is tomorrow musically very exciting, it is also going to be the end of Cari's brave tradition called Ugly Face Wednesdays. 52 wednesdays, 52 ugly faces, 52,000 wtfs. 4/12/10 this wednesday is a musical double-header! First, the Head Shop Boys are playing at Holocene's Mini-Golf invitational. At 8:30 we're going to do one of our old favorite sets again. Then, starting at 10, DJ Gay iPod is going to play a set at Beauty Bar! This is DJ Gay iPod's first show in years, so of course everyone is very excited. If you don't already have one, I Heart DJ Gay iPod shirts will be for sale at the show. I will see you there!!!
3/31/10 the bSide6 video project I've been working a bunch on lately is having an opening this First Friday, 4/2. here's a little about the project.
3/18/10 there are still many sites to be added, but the Hot Dog .info Webring has launched! Check back often to see what has been added, if anything. For now, you will have to get by with just hotdogtime.info doublehotdog.info universityofhotdog.info whyisthehotdoghot.info youmehotdog.info hotdogsplayingpoker.info dogbehot.info and a couple others. Please donate if you can. It hardly costs anything to donate, unless you donate a lot!
3/8/10 cari vander yacht's show opened at tiga this weekend, and it is rad. even if you don't like her ugly face wendesdays, you should check the show out because her face isn't in it, paintings of russians are.
3/4/10 it's first thursday. i have heard that there is going to be a picture of me holding cookies on the wall at valentines starting tonight. I am going to confirm this rumor as soon as I can. Hopefully tonight!!!!
3/1/10 porno ping pong paddles!
2/24/10 Valentines day was earlier this month, and it was the perfect day for a trip to Cape Disappointment. Also, I found out recently that the site I was using for comments, haloscan.com, stopped existing sometime last month. That's why the comment links don't work! 2/9/10 holidaynekcbeard.com is live! i still have work to do to make it look less bad, but the hosting boringness has been worked out. check it out if you want to!
1/26/10 Cari Vander Yacht finished her book called Does This Make it Better? It's too bad I didn't tell you that earlier, because there was a good party for the release of it at Tiga on Sunday. If you get one, you can check out my work on page ninteen or something! Also, the opening of THIS Redux happened on Friday at Disjecta. I had the fear of a party-thrower that fears nobody will come to their party, but people did. Here's an awesome picture of the opening that, if it were higher resolution, I would make part of the THIS collection.
1/22/10 that other video i had up on WKE for a week has come down but you shouldn't fret because there's a new one up there that's just as infotaining.
1/21/10 it's funny how things sneak up on you! i'm showing my THIS photos again, this time Disjecta's Vestibule gallery. the opening is tomorrow, January 22, from 6-10. Disjecta is at 8371 N Interstate Ave, and it'll be up for a month. Oh, and we're going to go to the Spare Room after the opening. Check it out if you want to!
1/19/10 it is time to announce the winner of this year's King NeckBeard. it is, hands down, Aaron Todd Alden, esq. yet again, not only his NeckBeard but his service to the Holiday NeckBeard cause have been truly next-level. Mega-Kudos, Aaron Todd, and kudos to your dad and brother too. Check holidayneckbeard.com to see his proud, proud growth, and to also check out a new clan of HNBers from Madison, Wisconsin!
1/13/10 i was looking through some pictures on my computer, and found some of My Old Office on the Fourth Floor.
1/12/10 want to watch an old video of mine in a new location on the internet? for one week only, you are in luck!
12/28/09 sadly, another Holiday NeckBeard season has come to a close. Send in your NeckBeard photos!
12/20/09 i made a video. i would call it "I Go Home And Drill A Hole," but that would give away the ending.
12/17/09 omg i have finally updated the Holiday NeckBeard website. i moved it, too. it still needs some work, and if you have an idea for improving it please let me know. gigantic congratulations to everyone who remembered and is rocking a Holiday Neckbeard right now! maybe next year i will be better about promoting. but don't hold your breath!
12/16/09 may's shop NATIONALE just turned one, and she had an aniversary show there. she asked me to do a portrait of Cari, and i made this ugly face keyboard. it's on display on a tv at NATIONALE till the end of the month or something. here's Cari's blog about it and about what she made for the show.
12/10/09 Keep the Holiday NeckBeard submissions coming in! You look fantastic! And, like I have said every day for the last 3 months, I will update the website soon.
12/3/09 YesI it is NeckBeard Season again! Congratulations to everyone who's participating. I'll update the HNB website pretty soon. And, the Head Shop Boys are playing tonight. A brand new secret set that isn't made from phish. Come see it at Holocene at 9 o'clock if you want to!
11/10/09 this guy i work with had a good idea for a website, and i made it for him. it's called challahback.org! good one, britton!
11/5/09 scrappers and i made a music video for our friends' band, Reporter. check it out!
11/02/09 work has been fun lately. time consuming, self doubt inducing and super frustrating, but also fun. i've been building circuits.
9/27/09 yesterday started out productive but got frustrating when, after messing with an old tv for most of the day, i finally broke it. hopefully a second attempt will go better. today i did pretty good, with a successful proof of concept completed for a project with max erdenberger, for whom my nickname is the erdenbergler.
9/21/09 at work, trying to keep a positive attitude.
9/14/09 taking it to a new surface with my new space painting.
9/12/09 labor day weekend was awesome! here are pictures and video of a camping trip full of fun, important events.
9/9/09! hey, remember that handy free gong button website i made a while back? it's blowing up! for months, it had been getting about one or zero visitors per day. for example, last monday it got one. but then it looks like it caught the attention of some stumbleupon people, and on wednesday it got 13,923! this calls for a free gong session! it almost makes me wonder what would have happened if i had charged a small fee for the gong service, but no: that isn't what the website is about.
9/8/09 julia turned me on to this awesome website where you can make 3D characters do and say things pretty easily. here is my first effort. warning: it is hilarious and uses the f-word (read: "fuck") a lot.
9/2/09 this is old news, but for the founders day talent contest at work this year, I shot Dominic with a hot dog. nice work, Dominic.
8/25/09 august has gone so fast! the opening went well, and the show is still up till the end of the month. i've hardly taken any pictures of the show but my dad came to the opening and took some and you can look at them here.
8/6/09 the opening is this evening from 6-8 p.m. at 128 SW 3rd Ave. see you there! unfortunately the O.L.C.C. won't let me give you a complimentary can of hamms when you arrive, I apologize.
8/2/09 what have i been doing? well, partly I have been at home, working on an art show. it opens this Thursday, 8/6 at the Downtown Stumptown. The one on Third. A lot of it is pictures I took of a neon sign I had made, but there is also a lot of other stuff for those who hate pictures of neon signs. The opening is on Thursday, but the show will be up till the end of the month. Check it out if you want to! And someday, I'll put some pictures of it right here on dickbird.
7/30/09 I took a two hot dog trip last weekend.
7/10/09 where have i been?! i went to tennessee for a second, i drove to joseph, or for a second, and i've been in my room, trying to get ready for an art show. less than a month away now, and stress and excitement are running high. i should show you some more pictures of everything, but for now it'll just be this one. 6/8/09 North Bar's birthday party was fun! The Head Shop Boys sets went well. You can listen to the second one, the Fleetwood Mac one, at www.theheadshopboys.com. Also, Scrappers and Martin finished up the Speed Space Painting mural at the Grass Hut. Check that out too!
6/3/09 spray-paint-speed-space-paintings are my new jam. Go see a wall sized one a the Grass Hut. The opening is this Friday!
6/1/09 were you there almost a year ago when matt and i performed as the Head Shop Boys at ryan's house? did you hear the suprisingly listen-toable music we madw out of phish songs? answers to those questions are irreleveant, what i really want to tell you is that the Head Shop Boys are going to have our second ever show this thursday at North Bar. it's North's second birthday party. and we've got two new sets, neither with any phish in them at all. you will love it! nachos! June 4th at 9pm at 50th and Division.
5/26/09 it was illick's birthday yesterday, and mine the day before, and because of that and a longer-standing desire to, i decided to go to new york for the weekend.
5/20/09 i went to arizona yesterday and took a picture while i was there. actually i took two, but the other one is even less interesting.
5/8/09 learn about today or, if it's not today anymore, what was once today at my new blog, May Eighth Two Thousand Nine.
5/7/09 the newest in my new blog series is called May Seventh Two Thousand Nine.
5/6/09 i started a new blog, it's called May Sixth Two Thousand Nine.
5/5/09 it's kind of obnoxious how everybody's got all these different blogs and profiles and stuff online. the nice thing about my new blog, May Fifth Two Thousand Nine, is that you only have to check it once.
5/1/09 officebook is live! (update: officebook is not live.)
4/30/09 consider this your ultra-last-minute notice that Mega*Church is playing tonight at Backspace. So are White Fang, Copy, and Atole, if that helps you get motivated. If you need more motivation, check out the Willamette Week's write up of the show, that describes us as a "batshit-crazy-psychedelic outfit." We're not fighting that. 4/29/09 already? it's everybody's third favorite weekday again, wednesday.
4/22/09 for the second week in a row, i've given Cari a hand with her brave new project, Ugly Face Wednesdays. Check out last week's here. what will next week look like?!!?!
4/20/09 whoa! 4/20! hey, remember a while ago when i told you i wasn't going to South by SouthWest, but that a Mega*Church video was? Here it is. and here are some questionnably care-aboutable pictures of the making of the video.
4/17/09 sorry, officebook is off the air.
4/15/09 now into its fourth month, the number guessing contest between mike and me continues to rage.
4/13/09 finally! ienjoypopculturebutdontconsidermyselfshallow.com is actually a website.
4/11/09 remember the other day when i said Mega*Church was going to play live on the internet? we did. you can't watch it live anymore, but you can watch it recorded here. the show started a little late, so if you skip ahead to about 7 minutes in that's when we start playing. it was my first time messing with live greenscreen, which was exciting. hopefully i'll be making weird shit happen in my office with that real soon. while it was going on, people watching online could leave comments. here's what folks had to say while we were on. check it out for praise of Mega*Church, complaints of Mega*Church, and theories on which drugs are responsible for Mega*Church.
4/9/09 watch Mega*Church live online tomorrow at 4 o'clock pacific time!
4/7/09 it's your pearl district! take it back!
3/27/09 a kind of nice thing that happened a month or so ago.
3/9/09 who's going to South By SouthWest? not me! but the Mega*Church video we were working on last november is! it's being shown there. you can find a short, maybe misleading preview here and soon i'll show you the rest of it.
2/23/09 check out this pretty good idea that julia and i had: you take audio of your friend singing karaoke, and you sync it up to video of the person whose song it is really performing it. it's pretty easy and pretty funny. the sweet spot.
2/19/09 here's a video i made last year for work but we didn't end up using it at work. it's called how to get from my house to my dad's house.
2/18/09 now in it's fourth week, the number guessing contest between mike and me continues to rage.
2/3/09 oh, nice!! i have put up some new greenscreens on the greenscreen time! page. also, i have made dickbird.org/greenscreen accesible by iphone! try it out or have your friend try it! unfortunately this page is still no good on an iphone. maybe someday.
2/2/09 medium/message
1/30/09 a pig
1/29/09 i have really out-tiled myslef with this new gif to the point where its message is pretty much lost. oh well
1/23/09 a new, more efficient method. but also, a graphic design quandry.
1/19/09 i went to the beach this weekend
1/14/09 oh, nice! Mega*Church is playing a show this friday with Deelay Ceelay!
1/12/09 software update!
1/1/09 the '08 Holiday NeckBeards are in! Congratulations, everyone!
12/30/08 hey, what are you doing for new year's eve? i made another count-down video for the holocene this year. i'm going to go there and play it and dance. then, later, i'll come back and maybe show you some of the video. and i'll tell you about the successes of this year's Holiday NeckBeard Season. If you haven't sent your picture in yet, do it! happy '09! 12/29/08 i put up a greenscreen in my office so far, the results have been fantastic.
12/23/08 why would i write about Portland Monthly Magazine?
12/22/08 happy holidays! (also, check back soon to see more results of the new greenscreen i put in my office. i love this shit!)
12/9/08 despite a recent update, the catalog of what the sky looked like, and when remains incomplete.
12/8/08 here! it's Black History Month by Death From Above 1979, and a VHS tape called Shape Up. they really match up!
12/2/08 december!? people, it is NeckBeardSeason. please send in your photos! i, personally, am proud to report a personal record in Holiday NeckBearding this year. i started my beard sometime in the middle of the summer and now that it's a HNB, even those unfamiliar with the tradition recognize that it is something special. and even though the HNB is always popular, even i have been surprised at just how positive the reviews have been this year. i will post pictures soon! congratulations, everyone!
11/3/08 here are some recent and semi-non-recent photoshops.
11/1/08 want to think about licence plates?
10/29/08 freegongbutton.com. in case you missed the limited time only gong button on this site or don't know where to buy a real gong.
10/23/08 the holiday season is approaching! START WORKING ON YOUR NECKBEARD!!!
10/19/08 these are my plaids.
10/15/08 did you check out that gong button on the main page there? LIMITED TIME ONLY
10/13/08 The Body Report 5 is out! tonight it will be shown at Candidates Gone Wild.
10/10/08 scan banana!
10/6/08 hello! happily, my personal slogo is becoming slightly less true. i can also tell you that, despite it being hastily made and crappy looking, it was still at least a semi-effective as a communication tool. i can tell because my mom saw it and then sent me a worried email. most of the fun has been happening on the weekends. triple weekend recap!
9/18/08 i have developed a new personal slogan!
9/4/08 boy, what they say about moving is true: it sucks. not all the news is bad though: MEGA*CHURCH is playing another show at the Time Based Arts festival here in portland. you can buy tickets here. i am excited.
8/27/08 hello! i put a new painting in a group show at the random order coffeeshop. go see it if you are near there in the next month. or if you go tonight, you can wish them a happy 4th anniversary and have a drink. also: if you came to Mega*Church's last show at the barn, you know that it started laaate. sorry if that was against your desire! if you didn't go, you can see pictures scrappers took of it here. 8/3/08 my transportation situation is absurd. it will take a while to sort this out.
7/16/08 put down a mark on your calendar for this friday, the 18th! Mega*Church is playing at Holocene! We play at 9:00! Also that night are: Fleshtone, Velella Velella and DJ Beyonda!
7/7/08 happy fourth of July! Hey, and speaking of america, there is an america themed group show up at the grass hut right now. in it you can see an old painting by me and also five new bottles of big fucking huge gun whiskey!!!!!!!!!!!
7/1/08 look up! it is the
Hot Dog of Summer!
6/23/08 oh look! chris larson took some pictures of MEGA*CHURCH's latest show. i also recommend looking at his other stuff.
6/22/08 weekend recap
6/12/08 space van is the van from outer space
6/11/08 it's neither
6/10/08 well people have been doing some really nice photoshoppings of Scrappers. here is a gallery! if you haven't sent in a photoshopped Scrappers, do it! if you need help email me!
6/9/08 new thoughts/old thoughts
6/3/08 i added a thing that tells you that this page is loading. if i messed it up, you probably cannot read this. let me know if that is the case! plus, i made everything bigger!
6/1/08 by the end of the morning a few sundays ago, i had already had a few things on my mind.
5/26/08 my weekend was long and good. i took the best photo i've taken in a long time. i went shooting and nobody got hurt. and thank you for the cake you left on my porch.
5/17/08 here in oregon, it is time to get your vote on. learn how to get a great workout while voting with the Body Report Special Edition Election Edition!! deomocracy may be boring, butt working out is not.
5/14/08 the photoshop battle with scrappers has been going on a long time. now i'm asking for your help. let's all photoshop scrappers! send in a picture!!!
5/2/08 a new painting! i feel really good about this one.
4/25/07 weekend to do list: -tonight: MEGA CHURCH's midnight mass/basement revival at 5625 N Denver. dance till your soul is clean!! -saturday: The Head Shop Boys first ever performance at Ryan's new house, 3733 se Grant st. Dance! -also saturday: Are you in LA? Go to the Show Cave for their Photo Fictions show and see "When we found porn in the woods" by Mike Illick and myself, and shot by Ray Gordon. It is the biggest photo I have ever printed out. Here is a picture of Mike holding it before we mailed it yesterday.
4/24/08 watch, listen and read about how my moustache and efforts were honored during a trip to my former home, eugene.
4/10/08 what do you know? another question-begging sign.
4/7/08 why so much flash lately? because it is interactive.
4/4/08 don't let go
4/2/08 this might be my favorite project for work yet.
3/27/08 i painted words on a goodwill painting again, see it here or at the Random Order Coffeehouse between today and the end of april. if you go tonight, they will serve you pot pies!
3/20/08 do you remember the plastic encasing contest? well, i decided to call it over, since the deadline had passed a long time ago. i call myself the winner, too, because mike didn't encase anything. check up on it via the blogs via this page!
3/19/08 internet game!!!
3/17/08 i wasn't really paying attention and i accidentally bought vanilla flavored toothpaste, it is disgusting.
3/11/08 what time is it?
2/27/08 i am finally putting "08" automatically when i have to write down the date instead of first writing "07" and then erasing it. here are some animated gifs click on them!
2/10/08 another of science's great mysteries solved! i have invented the perpetual lotion machine.
2/4/08 what looks weirder than a normal seahorse? a seahorse with arms!!!
1/27/08 hello, hereis a video for the song "faking the books" by Lali Puna.
1/25/08 the rikers cave website is just getting of the ground. it's a good start!
1/24/08 the 2007 Holiday NeckBeards are in! Go check the gallery! congratulations to aaron todd alden and dan alden, brothers and co-wearers of this year's pair of King NeckBeards! Yes!
1/21/08 if you are reading this, then you have probably noticed that i've changed the look of dickbird.org again! do you like it?
1/5/07 the Holiday NeckBeard season has passed. thanks to everyone who made this year another success. truly a beautiful crop. i still have a few pictures to post (notably lou's, and gerald lester's. has anyone heard from mister lester? i'm worried that he didn't notice that i changed my email address. i still haven't received his pictures!) see you again next HNB season.
1/2/08 happy new year! i went to holocene for new years, and here's a clip of the countown video i made for Linger and Quiet's dance party there. also, mike illick and i are embroiled in a contest to see who can encase the cooler or more ironic thing in plastic. keep up on the status of the contest here.
12/24/07 happy holidays
12/16/07 you can check out my cameo on thunderant.com at www.thunderant.com!
12/11/07 two new pictures of signs.
12/8/07 my paintings and etcetera have come off the walls of the Random Order Coffeehouse. Here are some pictures of what was there.
12/2/07 here it is, Holiday NeckBeard season. congratulations to everyone taking part this year, you look fantastic. if you haven't sent your picture in yet please send in your picture!
11/19/07 jesus! Holiday NeckBeard season is upon us! i hope you've been growing, because it's almost time to shave. send me pictures! you are doing a fantastic job!
11/13/07 i've built a couple pretty good websites for people in the last week. check out michael illick's 350 cavemen on 350 index cards at www.stayglad.com. check out entrepeneur jelly helm's invention at www.mydogsuit.com. now that's good internet!
10/31/07 happy haloween. the body report is back, this time in widescreen format. watch and learn!
10/26/07 the show is on the walls and i'm done with it! thanks to everyone that came yesterday except for the person who later stole my bag off the back of my chair at the bar, that person can go fuck themself. i'll put some pictures of the show up someday, probably!
10/24/07 hello! i'm having an art opening tomorrow night at the Random Order Coffeehouse. the show is called "Recent Attempts." the opening will go from 6-9pm, but if you miss that, the stuff will be up until late november. go see! here's the flier. okay, now let's hang out.
10/18/07 i wonder how much it costs to have one of these installed? i wonder how long it takes?
10/11/07 are you going to holocene tonight to see Justice, Linger + Quiet and Copy? keep your eye on the video screen for familiar exercise videos and things like this!
9/23/07 listen! the sounds of the wk building.
9/18/07 i wired the snooze button of my alarm clock so that it took a picture whenever i hit it. here are my snoozes during the week of August 6th.
9/16/07 last week, juliette lewis came to wk and she, during a song about something, she looked into my eyes and touched my moustache. what a country!

9/5/07 hey, if you've got a second, go check out the other website i started, just today! it's called A Brief History of This Website.com

9/3/07 go ahead, toot your own horn.

8/31/07 the walk it out phenomenon is still a mystery. i decided take part in it though, and made this. it was inspired by the much better this.

8/28/07 random order coffeehouse is having it's third birthday party tomorrow. go to it for mimosas, pie and art. i painted a word onto a painting of the ocean and called it "golden sunset pleasure." it'll be up for a month.

8/26/07 did i tell you about the tractor pull/combine derby/barbeque thati we to last week in banks, oregon? they also did a "car blow up," where you drain all the oil out of a car, then start it with a brick on the gas pedal and time how long it takes for the motor to explode. gina won $100!

8/24/07 the other day at the dollar store, i saw this.

8/20/07 the word of the day: "tend." tend tend tend. tend tend. also: if you're going downtown today, watch out. there are a lot of weirdos hanging around.

8/13/07 you may have noticed, dickbird.org has a new look. let me know if you love it or find problems. i hope you love it!

8/12/07 a list of possible reactions (not a complete list.)

8/8/07 i haven't written a book before, but that didn't mean that i didn't want my book cover on display in one of the windows of powell's. so, today, i made it happen. the easy way.

8/3/07 well, a few weeks ago i stopped in a parking lot where some crackheads were selling VHS tapes for a dollar apiece. they claimed to have 10,000 movies. i spent eleven dollars, mostly on workout tapes. here's what i've done with them so far. or, if you were at holocene last week for matt and genevieve's nightclubbing party, you may have seen some of these same clips there.

7/30/07 i went and saw daft punk last night. it was like going to see an indoor fireworks show indoors with techno and with lights instead of fireworks. i think it was the loudest place i've ever been. here's a video of some of it, the youtube-est video i've ever put on youtube. daft punk is the two dudes in the middle of the tv screen pyramid.

7/28/07 a small fabio-themed movie.

7/16/07 ross mcsweeney and i built an interactive device this weekend.

7/11/07 people love filming themselves dancing to the song walk it out.

7/7/07 check out what people have been saying about my video! thanks, people!

7/6/07 hey, i have a picture of a bird in the grass hut's "the new birds" group show. it's a benefit for the portland audobon society, and the opening is tonight! from six to nine p.m. it'll be up all month. probably i'll put a picture of mypainting on dickbird.org soon.

6/13/07 some interesting islands and lakes confusing!

6/10/07 how's everybody doing? my pants could use a washing. 6/6/07 i'm going on my first trip for work today. i am flying to canada to play a video game for an hour and a half, then coming back. see you soon! postCount('6/6/07');

6/4/07 last week was big-time. in one day, seth and gina opened their bar. it's called north and it's at 50th and division, it is awesome. check it: i'm there right now. and if that wasn't enough, on the same day, i finally rode the portland arial tram. what a day. postCount('6/4/07');

5/27/07 here's something fun i learned to do from driscoll. put white-out and marker on the front page of the new york times and make tragedy into comedy! action into comedy! touching human-interest into comedy! the drawback is: much of it is in extremely poor taste, and not funny. check it out.

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how to get from my house to my dad's house

Greenscreen Time

Space Van is the van from outer space

Things I have thought about so far today

Silent Office Video

look what people are sayting about my video!

normal things

my first day of school

the first day of 2006 with paper towel machine

my wk12 application

i miss you

farts. pretty much the reason i wanted to learn to edit video.

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New Thoughts/Old Thoughts

A small fabio-themed movie

hotdog movie

37 seconds at the cool kids table

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aaron lee didn't start the fire

Black History Month

The Body Report #5

Body Report #4 Special Edition Elections Edition

"Faking the Books" by Lali Puna

Happy New Year 2008!

Body report #3

the sounds of the Wieden+Kennedy building

Richard Simmons walks it out

Banks, Oregon's tractor pull/combine destruction derby/barbeque

yard sale VHS becomes Junior Boys video

i saw daft punk last night

i am ready for my trip on the city bus

12 body report #2

12 body report

ad for dickbird.org

hot dog gun

ad for w+k's vault

my david lynch movie

my drive to work

beck music video ice cream eater

ralf doing karaoke upstairs at the moustache party

tributes

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people love recording themselves dancing to the song walk it out

mario brothers theme

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crocuses

pole stump that begs the question, "why?"

juliette lewis

magnetic alphabet

a big week

i enjoy pop culture but don'tconsider myself shallow

Fail harder

Dick Martin's Bird Nest

Using the only tools available

some things i don't understand because they are ununderstandable

goodbye, crane

some pictures, some words

Chester

two good looking and colorful dumpsters

the bird nest at the old house

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triple weekend recap 10/6/08

weekend recap 6/22/08

what the sky looked like, and when

good signs

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Japan!

missouri

New York and Alabama 2005

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i want you to hear

a new method, and a graphic design question

photoshops, some

scan banana

personal slogo

Big Fucking Huge Gun Whiskey

Happy Fourth

Illick looks at a cat

2008: paintings

Gifs!

mutant seahorses

holiay card 2007

Recent Attempts at Random Order 10/07

buy this painting

go ahead, toot your own horn.

golden sunset pleasure.

is it Neevel in here, or is it just Me?

Pull My Finger

NYT front pages altered for poor-taste-comedic effect

flyer for seth and my moving out party

give it up for fall '05 fashion

5/06 show at Random Order Coffeehouse

2005 to do list

page commemorating two of 2005's deaths

badass finger tattoo

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medium/message

a pig

licence plates

These are My Plaids

Transportation Tribulation

the Hot Dog of Summer

props given to my moustache and efforts in Eugene

perpetual lotion

encase something in plastic contest

i built the site stayglad.com for illick

i built mydogsuit.com for jelly

snooze button camera

my other website, www.abriefhistoryofthiswebsite.com

my second advice machine

i've never written dickbird bigger than this

door status meter

i enjoy pop culture but don't consider myself shallow.com. the beginnings of an unrealized website.

in 1999, Fabio was riding a roller coaster and ran into a goose with his nose!

address line 2. invitation for humor.

here's how i applied to 12 back in december of 2005

i quit my job yesterday

my OHSU resignation email

a short bit of nonsense about something i forget

a haiku about a california road trip

the results of a purchase of a new set of markers

HOLIDAY NECKBEARD

my website, www.dickbird.org

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freegongbutton.com

neither

You can Photoshop Scrappers (gallery)

interactive

don't let go

wk mixtape

internet game

what time is it?

a (non-comprehensive) list of possible reactions

one of illick's cavemen

inhaler!

pretty much the first thing i did in flash

pan flute test ripped off from toothpastefordinner.com

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Mega*Church at Exit Only as shot by Chris Larson

the Head Shop Boys

Mega Church

I am DJ Gay iPod

Fells Acres

Birds of Prey

The Soothing Sounds of Joel Kinunen

Blowchain

SKIDMARK

Shanghai Tunnels rap feat. MC Tweezy

This song is not hardcore rap music, it is about hardcore rap music.

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