Get a sense of the atmosphere of the show by looking at this picture, then imagining hordes of interested, engaged people from many walks of life.

Here's something you may have seen before, on www.dickbird.org

the letter "c." i have friends whose names start with this letter.

words about this one are not really a help to anyone. it is made of canvas, spray paint, silk screen and raw emotions familiar to anyone with a capacity to feel. scroll down!

i was disappointed not to sell this shopping list. oh well, if i ever display it again i'll double the price to make up for the disappointment.

"power lines are the new birds''
-sean barrett

here's a poster outlining the apartment i'd like to have most. basically, it's a glass bubble floating above downtown, filled with pillows, opium and naked bitches. why do you never see those on craigslist? because they do not exist.

classic and timeless are rolled into one in this majestic silkscreened poster, a profession of love for dj gay ipod. if you would like one of these and have $15, get in touch with me. will also trade dj gay ipod posters for any assistance in actualizing my ideal apartment.

my new watch was also on display. it was my first use of a purchased object as art. the four spinners on the front of the watch represent visually my four core values (money, weed, jesus, rims). you may enjoy noting that the time telling face of the watch can be revealed by lifting the four spinners back on their hinge. ($100)

this is not only a painting, but an awareness enhancer. double good!

the house rules from my old house

you just, like, put some paint on the end of the brush and then wipe it off onto something, i guess? is that right?

and here's the crown jewel of the show, the advise machine. the person recieving advise has been left out of this photo out of respect for their anonymity. let's all just hope the advise was heeded.